Warren Drops Out, Trump Shrugs Off Coronavirus & An Ironic Car Accident | The Daily Show Mar 5, 2020 ウォーレン撤退、トランプはコロナを無視、まさかの自動車事故 | The Daily Show
The democratic primaries, after the Super Tuesday, voter basically decided the race should be between Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders, so Michael Bloomberg promptly drop out and now in the wise words of the phi solo… philosopher DJ Khaled, “Another one” *1 民主党予備選挙の話題から。スーパーチューズデーが終わり、投票者は候補をジョー・バイデンとバーニー・サンダースの二者に絞りました、ブルームバーグが早くも撤退し、次に、賢者DJカレードの含蓄ある言葉を借りるなら「もう一発」。
CNN: We bigin with today’s big breaking 2020 news. Senator Elizabeth Warren is dropping out. FOX: Warren speaking out of her decision to suspend for campaign. Gender in this race, you know, that is the trick question for every woman. Uh… If you say, “Yeah, there was a sexism in this race” everyone says, “Whiner!” *2 And if you say, “No there was no sexism” about a bazillion*3 women think,”What planet do you live on?” Uh… I promise you this, I will have a lot more to say on that subject later on. CNN:最初のニュースは2020選挙の速報です、エリザベス・ウォーレン上院議員が撤退しました。 FOX:ウォーレンは撤退の決意を表明しました。 ウォーレン:この選挙戦でのジェンダー問題…それは女性なら誰しも答えにくい質問ですね、 もし「ええ、性差別がありました」と言えば「ヘタレ!」と言われるし 「性差別なんてなかった」と言えば多くの女性が「どこの星の話よ?」と思うでしょう。 この話題についてはいずれ、もっと詳しくお話ししましょうね。
Damn. Elizabeth Warren has a good point. Because, like it or not, that was some truth that she dropped there. A woman addressing sexism or ignoring it while running for president is either gonna be seen as a whiner, or living on another planet. Which is unfair. Especially since the president is already a whiner who lives on another planet. なんと。
And wheter you think sexism played a role or not, you have to admit it’s pretty strange that a race that started with a broad tapestry of candidates is now basically down to two old white men. Yeah, they’re so old that no matter which one of them wins, Donald Trump will be the youngest person in the race. それから、性差別が影響したと考える人も考えない人も、選挙戦が始まった時にはずらりと並んでいた候補者が、今や高齢の白人男性二名になったのはちょっとおかしいと認めざるを得ないでしょう。 だって、二人とも高齢過ぎて、どちらが勝とうがドナルド・トランプがこの選挙で一番若いってことになるんだから。
Think about that, that's wild. Like there is no other job where these three people would be the top candidates. 考えてもみて、無茶だよ。こんな三人が候補のトップ3になる仕事とか他にないよ。
Like even if they were auditioning for those life alert commercials… 高齢者見守りシステムのCMのオーディションとかですら…
Yeah, people would be like, “Uh, we’re kind of going for someone healthier, you know?” ほら、選考する人が「あの、当社ではもう少し健康な方を探していまして」とかって
“You guys don’t really look like you’re young enough to save, you know what I mean?” 「みなさんはご高齢すぎて、助かるように見えないんですよね、お判りになりますか?」って。
And know the big question is, who is Elizabeth Warren gonna endorse. Biden or Bernie? She gonna swipe right or really far left? さて、次の大きな疑問は、エリザベス・ウォーレンが誰を支持するのかですね。バイデンかバーニーか。 右にズレるか、かなり遠くまで左に行くのか。
All right, let’s move on to this year’s biggest viral challenge. The coronavirus.
While CDC struggling test patients, and stores are running out of cleaning supplies, we are finding out just how fast this things can spread.
TDS: New alarm bells ringing tonight in the outbreak of coronavirus in this country.
There are now more than 150 cases in a growing number of states.
A New York City lawyer is hospitalized. His wife, daughter and son testing positive. A family friend who spent time with is also positive, as are his wife and three children. Officials also announcing the neighbor who drove the lawyer to the hospital has the virus. The neighbor’s children are being tested.
Okay, there's definitely a need to banic. Cause the only time people say there’s no need to panic is when there’s something about panic. Like, a pilot never comes to a P.A. like,”Uh, ladies and gentlman, no need to panic, uh, but we’ve landed.” You’d be like, “And?” “And nothing, there’s no need to panic."
Because that graphic is especially scary. Did you see that thing? Look out that. Like everyone got the virus. That guy got the virus, then his wife got the virus, his kids got the virus, his neighbor got the virus, probably everyone who share his Netflix account got the virus. Hun? The man who drove him to the hospital got the virus, which means the car’s GPS probably got the virus as well. She’s like “Turn right now,” “Coughing, coughing” “Touching face.” No GPS, don’t touch your face! You don’t even have a face.
Now, leaders all over the world are handling corona in very different ways. Some are panicking, and some are not doing enough. Luckily for all of us, here in the United States, there’s one person who isn’t worried at all.
FOX: We had a report today the global death rate at 3.4%, and a report that the Olympics could be delayed. Your reaction to that?
Trump “Well, I think the 3.4% is really a false number. Now, this is just my hunch. Because a lot of people will have this and it’s very mild. So I think that the number is very high, I think the number… personally I would say the number’s way under one percent.”
Yes, good news. Trump has a “hunch” that coronavirus is not as deadly as people think. In fact he “personally” has a “feeling” that the death rate is lower than one percent. What the fxxx is that?
"I’ve got a feeling" is a phrase that should only be reserved for low-stakes situations.*4
You know, like wether tonight’s gonna be a good, good night.*5
「気がする」なんて言葉、使っていいのは、小っさい賭けごとだけだろ。今夜は楽しくなるかな~♪とか。
And honestly, I don’t know why Trump is doing this. Like, why is he being like, “Oh, it’s not that bad” or “It’s not…” He’s acting like the virus is no big deal. No one is blaming Trump for coronavirus. People just don't want him ignoring it like it’ll go away. This is a global pandemic, not his son Eric.
And by the way, why was Fox News showing the White House for that call? I mean, based on where Trump spends most of his time, it’s more likely he was at Mar-a-Lago *6 or KFC. I mean, I don’t even know why they did that.
Right and finally, here is a fun story to lighten up your day. You know how everyone always tells you to not text while driving because it can lead to a disaster? Well this next driver should have taken that advice.
Please stop what you are doing and take a look at your screen. Check out a major fail after a man passed his driving test. Just ten minutes later, yeah that same man he drove his car into a river. It happened in southern China. Reports say he was trying to avoid those pedestrians on the bridge apparently, he was reading get this messages on his phone congratulating him for passing his driver's test.
There are …there are so many things about this story. First of all, he was trying to avoid them, why didn’t he just stop? Like, that thing. It went bad so fast. It looked like the driving version of Mike Bloomberg’s campaign *7, you know? It was like, “I'm the only one who can …Aah, Elizabeth Warreeen!!!!”
And you know who I really feel bad for? The person he was apparently texting with. Because you realize they're still at home, looking those three little dots and nothing has come outs. Like ”What is he saying? What is he saying? Did he pass the test or not?”
But still people, the real lesson here is about texting while driving. Because you see, this only happened because the driver looked down to read his text. Then he look up, so the pedestrians paniced, swerved. and went into the water. So please, don’t make this mistake. Right? Just keep looking down at your phone the whole time. You let the people just jump out of the way. Yeah. Because if people jump off the bridge, we can always make more people, but that car is never coming back.
*4:low-stakes situations: Low stake situation means it's a low risk situation. Something with very minimal loss if you fail it. Low stake situation means it's a low risk situation. Something with very minimal loss if you fail it.